Baby Mao Strikes Again

Hey effrycat! I's been busy!!!







It's hard work being this stinky!!!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Friday Yoga Lesson

Hi effrycat!

Today I'm going to gif you a yoga lesson on my new yoga mat! Ready?




First you haf to lie down on your side...



Then you haf to purr lots whilst plodding wif your paws.



So there you haf it! Easy! I don't unnerstand why Mummy sweats so much, I think yoga is an easy workout. Maybe it's cos she is lazy?



Remember to practice your yoga as often as possible, it's furry impawtant for maintaining good posture.

I don't know what that means but it sounds furry good!

Lots of luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Meezer Monday

 

Who, me?

No...I didn't fart Mummy. You must be mistaken!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Meezer Christmas Stocking

Hey effrycat!

I'm pawfully sorry I haven't posted in soooo long. Mummy is really busy going out with her friends and being a 'ho so it leaves little time for me to blog. No fair!

Anyway, I got the most pawsome Christmas stocking from Santa Paws! Wanna see?








Yao-Lin got a stocking too but I'm not sure how cos he is always naughty and NEVER nice! Mummy didn't get any pictures of Yao opening his stocking because he hasn't bothered getting out of bed all over Christmas. In fact, the only time anyone has seen Yao-Lin for days is when he saunters into the kitchen to scoff some turkey. Apparently that is really tiring cos afterwards he goes straight back to bed to sleep it off.

I don't mind tho cos I have been busy playing with my toys and drinking turkey gravy!

I hope your Christmas was wonderful!

Lots of luf and hugs

Baby Mao xxx

p.s Can somecat please tell me how I can add one of those cool signature things that all the cool cat bloggers have these days?

xxx

Meezer Monday

Wos that?



Mummy! I found this hairy thing and it isn't moving! What is it? What IS it?




Oh, I see. It's my cousin's hair extensions!



Wow, teenage girls are GROSS!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Remember, remember the 5th of November:



Gunpowder, treason and...............PLOP!



HA HA HA! I LUF Guy Fawkes nite!

Luf n hugs



Baby Mao xxx

Meezer Monday - Simply Siamese Fall Contest

Hey effrycat!

This is my entry to the Simply Siamese Fall Contest! I hope you like it!

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Meezer Rule:

When your mummy is neglecting your blog:





DO NOT smile for the camera!


Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Update on Tuesday

Well, mummy took me to vets yesterday. I was given a painkiller injection and a really really strong antibiotic injection.

The vet says I have chipped my front tooth and also lost one of my little teeth at the front. My nails are scuffed too so it looks like I have had a scare of some sort and hurt myself.

Ha! Shows how much they know! What really happened was this:

I was hungry so I wandered into town to get some KFC. When I got there, I realised I didn't have any money to pay for my chicken dippers and milkshake so I panicked and ran away.

Just then, a policeman ran after me so I jumped over the wall, chicken in paw, missed my footing and tumbled into next doors garden.

And that's how I got my injuries! I know I am naughty stealing KFC but Yao-Lin taught me how so you can't blame me.

Thank you for your kind comments! They mean a lot!

Luf n hugs


Baby Mao xxx

Poorly Meezer on Monday

Mummy! Stop freaking out!

It's just a graze. I know you don't know how I did it and I know my jaw is all swollen but really you need to calm down.







I don't WANT to go to the vets! I'm fine! Leave me alone Mummy!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxxx

Frootbat Friday

Mummy! I know you are going to meet Isis tomorrow at the cat show! I was jus' wundrin if you could gif her lots of love and hugs from me!

Thank you mummy!


Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Tabby Tuesday

I fink I told you before but in the UK I am known as a Tabby Point Siamese!



In this photo, I thought I would show off my tabby points!

I hope effrycat is happy - I have been busy playing in the garden becos the weather is gorgeous!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

I'm Back!

Hey effrycat!

I'm back and I am OK! I am so happy that you were worried 'bout me! Yao-Lin says nocat cares about me but my illness proved him wrong.



It was a really reallly bad time and I was really really angry wiv Mummy for abandoning me. Then to make matters worse, she kept on shoving yucky pills down my throat! I scratched her a few times a'cos I wos angry. Plus my big brother was AWFUL - he only stopped hitting me yesterday! Can you believe it! A whole week of being poked and prodded, pilled and then pounced on.

Still, I'm OK now and all is right wiv my world. I even left a special present in the bathroom this morning, just for mummy. ha ha!

I hope effryfing is right with your world, too!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xx

World War Three

Hi, it's the human slave again!

Baby Mao can't blog - he is home but sadly he is cowering under the bed.

Since he came home, Yao-Lin has been a total brat. He took one look at Mao, went ballistic and hasn't stopped hissing at him for the last three hours!

I've fed them separately and am trying to keep them apart at the moment.

I understand that Yao-Lin is grieving for the love of his life but there is really no need to take it out on his little brother. Mao is equally as upset at the prospect of losing a fellow royal meezer.

On a lighter note, Baby Mao seems back to normal, a little skinny but that is to be expected. I have the joy of giving him his antibiotic pills and pro-kolin paste twice a day!

Back to the vet for a check up on Friday, paws crossed this episode won't repeat!

We are all sending our warmest purrs to dear Storm who has fought such a brave battle. We will always love you Storm.

xxx

Diagnosis: Food Poisoning!

This is the Human Slave.

I dashed to the vet after work and went to visit Baby. In his 'cell', with a bandaged arm attached to a drip, he cut quite the pathetic figure! He saw me, stared at me with his big blue eyes and then HISSSSSSED pure venom at me! I was devastated!

I opened the door and luckily he soon returned to his usual affectionate self - the vet said that he has been extremely vocal and has voiced his displeasure exceptionally well! Apparently he had diarrhea all night last night but today has settled down and is recovering nicely.

The vet says she thinks it was a really bad case of feline food poisoning - at this point I felt obliged to explain about Baby Mao's night time trips to next door's rubbish bins and how he regularly returns with KFC, naan bread, curried chicken etc etc - a skill taught to him by Yao-Lin!

The vet chuckled and agreed that this was the most likely cause of his illness. Whatever he ate, it made him very ill but thankfully he is on the mend now.

I can pick him up tomorrow evening after work but he has to stay indoors for three days.

I'll be off to the shops tomorrow to buy some lamb chops and steak for a special welcome home dinner for him. I miss my baby!

Thank you SO MUCH for your positive purrs! I really do believe in the power of positive purring - I've seen it work wonders across the cat blogosphere and I can't thank you enough for your loving comments!

I'll be sure to get Baby Mao to blog as soon as he is home, I imagine he will have quite a tail to tell!

Many thanks and much love to all


The Human Slave xx

Baby Mao is at the Vets

This is Baby Mao's Mummy.

Unfortunately, Baby can't post tonight because he is spending the evening at the Vets.

It all started on Saturday - Baby Mao was out all day and wouldn't eat anything when he came in. This is not like the little porker at all - he usually eats me out of house and home, despite his diminutive appearance!

Sunday - he disappeared all day and I spent the day out searching for him. Finally he jumped over the wall having spent a lot of time asleep in next door's greenhouse.

He still wasn't eating or drinking so I syringed some water into his mouth which went down REALLY well with him! I have the scratches to prove it!

Today there was no improvement so I rushed him to our vet who is keeping him in on a drip tonight and running blood tests. She says he may just have had a cold because his throat seems tender and sore and his temperature is up slightly - the cold may have turned into an infection of some sort.

He kept making retching sounds at his food and licking his lips as though he had a nasty taste in his mouth! I have no idea why but I am sure the vets will find out what is wrong.

He howled all the way to the vets office and even more when we arrived. Somewhat amusingly, when the vet took his temperature, he - how can I put this - 'fluffed' and the most nauseating smell drifted throughout the entire building! It was really rather embarrassing!

The vet is confident that it is nothing serious, he isn't even two years old yet and is pretty healthy in all other respects.

I'll get the results tomorrow at 11:00 am but in the meantime, please purr for Baby Mao because I know he will be throwing the mother of all temper tantrums!!

I do hope the staff have strong stomachs when they clean his litter tray tomorrow!

I'll be sure to keep you all posted and will pass on all of your purrs and hugs.

Yours appreciatively,



Baby Mao's Mummy

The Wedding of the Century

Ha! I got an invite! I got an invite to the wedding of the centry!

Fanks Kark & Ruis - and concatulations!!!!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Fashion Friday - Kung Fu Cat!

AGES ago, Mummy started taking Kung Fu lessons. She doesn't know, but I tagged along!

The instructor said I was a natural!

I started with a white belt:



Toyed with the red belt:



AND THEN I GOT MY BLACK BELT!




I was so a'cited that I almost pooed myself. I fink if I had they might have made me a brown belt! Whew!

Nuffin going to stop me now! Master Yao - watch out!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Meezer Rule:



When your mummy is looking for her hairband, don't give it up without a fight!

For more Meezer Rules, visit Simply Siamese!

Luf n hugs


Baby Mao xxx

Doodle Monday!

This is my doodle!



It's a stinky skunk cat! OK, I admit, I was inspired by the Cat Realm to doodle this!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xx