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Showing posts with label shopping list for mummy. Show all posts
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Thursday, 27 September 2007

Thursday Thirteen

Dear Mummy

You get paid tomorrow so I just wanted to give you this list. It is very impawtant.

1. Please may I have some sirloin steak? You bought it last month and it was yummy. I don't really like the quick fry cheap steak anymore, just the juicy sirloin. Thank you .

2. Please may I have some more Sheba Beef in gravy?

3. Please may I have some more toys? I am a little bit bored with the toys scattered around the house.

4. Please may I have a cat cradle for the heater? The central heating is on now and I think I would benefit from another heat source, other than Yao-Lin.

5. Please may I have some roast lamb?. Yao-Lin is busy eating some and I want my own.

6. Please may I have some nice clothes from the woof and wag website? I love the pink jumper best and I think I would look really nice in it.

7. Please may I have a new collar? Mine is a bit tatty and I want to look my best incase Kaia sees me!

8. Please may I have some nice expensive cat litter? I don't like the clumping kind.

9. Please may I rent Shrek The Third from Blockbuster this weekend? I have been wanting to watch it for ages.

10. Please may I have some catnip ravioli? The other cats brag about it all the time and I think I am old enough to try it.

11. Please may you buy some more catnip seeds? I ate the little plants that were germinating in the pot so now we need some more.

12. Please may I have some more tinned pumpkin? It is really good for me and I love it a lot.

13. Please may I have a new blanket? It is getting colder and colder and I just need some more snuggle stuff.

Thank you Mummy. Please don't forget my list when you go shopping tomorrow!

Luf n hugs


Baby Mao xx