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Thursday, 12 July 2007

Thursday Thirteen

Well, everyone keeps sayin that I am not such a babycat any more and I was feelin a bit sad. So I thought I would post Thirteen Reasons Why its Good to be a Kitten:

1. You are cute, all the time, without even trying.

2. EVERYONE says ' oooh look at that cute little baby kitty he is sooo gorgeous' ALL THE TIME.

3. You get extra stinky goodness and it is the kitten variety which is way tastier than the grown up stuff.

4. You can climb up curtains without ripping a big hole in them.

5. You don't get blamed for leaving poo prints everwhere cos ' you are just a baby'.

6. You don't get blamed for playing on the bed and waking your Mummy and Daddy up at 2:00 am because 'you are just a baby'.

7. You can harrass your older sibling but if they retaliate, they get told to leave you alone because ' you are just a baby'.

8. You can play hide and seek really really well because you can fit into such small spaces.

9. Your clothes are cheaper to buy because you are small.

10. You get fed four times a day because ' you are just a baby'.

11. You can snuggle under your Mummy's T-Shirt and people can't help but think it is cute because you are just a baby.

12. You can do naughty things like having a wee in the bathroom sink and nobody tells you off because you are just a baby!

13. When you howl your Mummy immediately picks you up and says ' oh, what's up with that little baby cat, hmm?'.

I don't want to grow up. *sniff*


Baby Mao xxxx

13 comments:

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Well now you can be a gorjus mancat! Mommy still picks us up when we whine and she still calls us her babies...maybe your mom will do dat too! Can't do anything about da other stuff. It just happens and can't be stopped...but you will always be Baby Mao.

The Meezer Gang said...

Mao, You are now a burly MANCAT!!! There are sweet things to come with growing up, too!!! And it is very cute for a burly Mancat to be named Baby Mao!!!
Purrs,
Kaia

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Oh, poor Baby Mao. Don't worry you will always be a baby to yer Mum!

Daisy said...

Baby Mao, you will always be cute all the time even when you are an old man cat!

The Cat Realm said...

Baby Mao you will always be a baby for me if you want to! And at one point you might be a pretty BIG baby but you will ALWAYS be cute!
I am sure if you give your humans that special "look" that they will still treat you as a baby. Baby Mao forever!
Karl
That was a pretty great Thursday Thirteen!!!

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

I'm always going to be the baby in the house. The LL calls me her "baby girl" and I like it.

Kaze

The Feline Sextet said...

If your Meowmy is like ours, you'll always be the baby, don't worry! Her Majesty is 13 now and Meowmy still calls her a baby, and she calls us all her babies alla da time! Meowmies are so nice *Happy sighs*
T.F.S.

Skeezix the Cat said...

Grate list!!! I think I'm still a kittin!

Caesar and Princess said...

hmmmm yeah... baby kit-tens are very cute.
Are you saying when you get old you will not be cute? not so.
kitties are always cute!

The Meezers said...

playing the "baby" card is fun!

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

I agree, it's fun being a kitten. I think it's even more fun to play like one, even tho you's all grown up!

~Marie

Parker said...

There are many good things about being an all grown-up kitty! You'l see!
Purrs!

Dragonheart said...

Mao, that is a good list, but I have to disagree about one thing: I like my grown up cat food must better than my kitten food. My kitten stinky goodness was mush, and I don't like mush. Now I get stinky goodness that is real chicken, salmon, tuna, etc., so it flakes and isn't mush.

Everyone keeps telling me I'm still cute and adorable, so I'm not worried about growing out of that. :)