Do you smell of poo, too?

Wednesday, 29 August 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Meezer Rule: Don't get caught on camera leaving poo prints all over the house.

He he he

Baby Mao xxx

Monday, 27 August 2007

Meezer Monday

Hey effrycat! This is me, being cuddled by Kirsty who is my Daddy's niece. Yao-Lin called me a traitor but I don't care. I like cuddles.

Kirsty is a very nice human and she didn't even mind that I smell of poo. She even laughed when I licked her fingers. Didn't I tell you? Sometimes, I like to lick people's fingers. I don't know why. I just do.

Kirsty did really well in her GCSE exams so I would like to say concatulations to her.

I am glad I am a Baby Cat and I will never have to do exams. They are horrid.

Luf n hugs!

Baby Mao xx

Thursday, 23 August 2007

Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen things to do when your big brother is locked in the airing cupboard all morning:

1. Listen to his pitiful howling.

2. Sympathise, and try and open the door.

3. Become distracted by a toy on the floor.

4. Play up and down the stairs with favourite mouse.

5. Eat lots of food.

6. Have a little nap.

7. Wonder where your brother is.

8. Remember that your brother is locked in the airing cupboard. Go upstairs to visit him. Realise you can't open doors.

9. Become distracted by moth fluttering about.

10. Chase the moth around the house.

11. Start to forget you ever had a big brother. What was his name again?

12. Help Mummy with the housework. Look very cute whilst chasing feather duster.

13. Hear lots of commotion at the top of the stairs. Chase toilet paper confetti coming from the airing cupboard. Meet up with long lost angry brother. Sigh.

Hehehehe what a pawsome day!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xx

Wednesday, 22 August 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday

If your mummy is trying to get photographic evidence of you doing something naughty (i.e scratching the chair), stop everything and stand still until she goes away. Then you can go back to it with a clear conscience!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Monday, 20 August 2007

My Nose & Face twin

Hey! Can you guess who my nose/face twin is?

Three hints:

1. She is wonderful

2. She is my soul mate.

3. We look like twins!

Any guesses? He's the wonderful, beautiful and lovely Kaia of course!

See how we both have crazy eyes sometimes? You can't hear it, but I am singing "I will always love you" by Whitney Houston in that pic. Really, I am!

Love n purrs

Baby Mao xxx

Thursday, 16 August 2007

Middle Name Meme

Hey! I got tagged by Titus (who is a woofie!) for the middle name meme! Thanks Titus! Was it you who tagged me or the cats? Ha ha!

Right, well, I only have two names - Baby and Mao so I guess I will use Mao!

M = Maoooooooo!!! I think effrycat knows what this means, ha ha. I LOVE making that noise. I start off quiet and then I get louder and louder, I really build up to a crescendo until I get some attention or food. It works!

A= Attitude! Or rather, cattitude! I have it, so does effryone else ha ha. We all have major cattitude, even the sweetest felines have it. We are born with it and is the stuff that will help us take over the world. Hey, it works for taking over the innernet!

O= "Oh my goodness, I need to spray some air freshener before I pass out." I hear that a lot. I think what they mean is " Oh my goodness, how cute is that baby cat, I love him!"

Ha ha. I liked that Meme!

I am going to tag effrycat that hasn't already been tagged. I would list effrycat but I have to go and watch heroes because I am studying how to be one!

Love and hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Tuesday, 14 August 2007

Tuesday Story

I was recently asked what the metal tube is that hangs around my neck. Well, I am sure the suspense has been killing you so now I am going to share my secret.

Every evening around 9:00 pm I open the metal tube and take out a tiny bottle of green liquid.

When I drink the liquid, I turn into crazy cat. I run around the house, climb up the curtains, jump up down and everywhere. I am a blur. This lasts for about fifteen minutes and then the potion wears off and I am exhausted.

So you see, it isn't a name tag holder or anything so mundane - it is a secret potion and I think there may be other cats out there who have the same thing at the same time as me!

Love n hugs, 'specially to Kaia

Baby Mao xxx

Friday, 10 August 2007

Fun on Friday

Playing with Mummy's new twig lights (naughty!).

Looking through the drawers for sumfin interesting.

I like having fun on Friday!

Have a great weekend effrycat and Charlie too! xxx

Baby Mao xx

Thursday, 9 August 2007

Thursday Thirteen

Hi effryone!

Today I have decided to dedicate my Thursday Thirteen to my new best dog friend, Charlie!

So, here are thirteen facts about my Not of My Species Special Friend:

1. Charlie LOVES food. There are so many pictures of him eating out there on the innernet!

2. Charlie is exceptionally cute. Honestly, head over to his blog and gush over his cuteness. He is almost as cute as me!

3. Charlie is a rockin' dog blogger.

4. He started blogging in 2004 when he was just a baby.

5. He was the CUTEST puppy!

6. Charlie is a golden retriever so he is really good and playing fetch like me!

7. He lives with a cat called Jessie.

8. Charlie was born in Indiana and his humans had to fly out there to pick him.

9. Charlie's humans love him so much and they count their lucky stars they met such a wonderful cute dog.

10. As a result of number 9, Charlie has the run of his home! I think you could say he rules the roost.

11. He has another woofie friend called Gabbie who comes over to play sometimes. I think she used to play funny games with Charlie until she had a ladygardenectomy.

12. Did I mention how cute he is?

13. He is my first doggie friend and I love him!

Wednesday, 8 August 2007

Baby Bean Get Better!

P.S We are having huge problems with blogger tonight, it barely let me post this pic! So apologies but Yao-Lin can't post his baby bean pic. He did want to, honest- but after 45 minutes of the computer freezing he gave up. So I tried my blog and voila! It worked!

So get well soon baby Bean love from Baby Mao and Yao-Lin xx

Tuesday, 7 August 2007

Not of My Species Special Friend

Hey effrycat!!

This is Charlie! He agreed to be my Not of My Species Special Friend!

I was so excited. I like Charlie because he is a golden retriever. I am a stripey retriever so we have that in common!

Also, Charlie doesn't care that I smell of poo AND he says it is a good thing. Charlie loves to eat and play. You know, the more I read about him, the more I think we could be the greatest of friends.

Thanks Charlie for agreeing to be my special friend! I look forward to visiting your blog lots and learning lots about you!

Love n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Monday, 6 August 2007

Meezerless Monday

I can't post any pictures today. I have been too busy jumping around the garden so mummy coulnd't capture any photos of me!

I have been having so much fun. I didn't even mind meeting the neighbours, I just looked at them and wondered if they wanted to play.

I have been enjoying playing herd of thundering elephants up and down the stairs and then when Mummy gets home from work, she plays fetch with me in the garden.

Irt is so much fun having more room to play!

Have to run off now, can't sit still!

Love n hugs

Baby Mao

Friday, 3 August 2007

Relaxing on Friday

See this bit of floor? It is MINE!

Truthfully, Yao-Lin and I have sorted out our territory and we each have places that we call ours. We actually managed to compromise. Well, actually, Yao-Lin moved on to bigger and better confrontations with the neighbours.

I hope everycat has a lovely evening and a peaceful weekend.

Love n hugs

Baby Mao

Thursday, 2 August 2007

Thursday Thirteen

This Thursday Thirteen is dedicated to all the stuff in the new house that belongs to me alone.

1. All the carpets. Everywhere. I will roll and scratch on them all day if I have to, just so certain cats know who they belong to.

2. All the cupboards. I have been inside, outside, inside again. These are mine.

3. The sofas. Jump on. Jump off. Roll. Scratch. Mine!

4. The chairs. As above.

5. The computer desk. Well, this was mine in the old place too.

6. The kitchen. My counters. My fruit bowl. My microwave. My everything.

7. The living room. Well, duh!

8. The spare bedroom. Already covered in my fur! Ha ha!

9. The main bedroom. As above!

10. The kitchen. This one is important and needs repeating so that some cats understand.

11. The stairs.

12. The wardrobe.

13. The whole house.

So, I suppose you could say that I have settled in to my new place quite well!

Things went pretty smoothly with the move. I was a little bit afraid at first but then I realised that if I wanted to make this place my home I had to act quickly and establish my territory.

I am pleased to say that I did manage to trail some poo prints around and I will post some pictures of my hard work very soon.

Love n hugs

Baby Mao