Do you smell of poo, too?

Monday, 29 December 2008

Meezer Christmas Stocking

Hey effrycat!

I'm pawfully sorry I haven't posted in soooo long. Mummy is really busy going out with her friends and being a 'ho so it leaves little time for me to blog. No fair!

Anyway, I got the most pawsome Christmas stocking from Santa Paws! Wanna see?

Yao-Lin got a stocking too but I'm not sure how cos he is always naughty and NEVER nice! Mummy didn't get any pictures of Yao opening his stocking because he hasn't bothered getting out of bed all over Christmas. In fact, the only time anyone has seen Yao-Lin for days is when he saunters into the kitchen to scoff some turkey. Apparently that is really tiring cos afterwards he goes straight back to bed to sleep it off.

I don't mind tho cos I have been busy playing with my toys and drinking turkey gravy!

I hope your Christmas was wonderful!

Lots of luf and hugs

Baby Mao xxx

p.s Can somecat please tell me how I can add one of those cool signature things that all the cool cat bloggers have these days?


Monday, 10 November 2008

Meezer Monday

Wos that?

Mummy! I found this hairy thing and it isn't moving! What is it? What IS it?

Oh, I see. It's my cousin's hair extensions!

Wow, teenage girls are GROSS!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Wednesday, 5 November 2008

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Remember, remember the 5th of November:

Gunpowder, treason and...............PLOP!

HA HA HA! I LUF Guy Fawkes nite!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Monday, 13 October 2008

Wednesday, 8 October 2008

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Meezer Rule:

When your mummy is neglecting your blog:

DO NOT smile for the camera!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Tuesday, 2 September 2008

Update on Tuesday

Well, mummy took me to vets yesterday. I was given a painkiller injection and a really really strong antibiotic injection.

The vet says I have chipped my front tooth and also lost one of my little teeth at the front. My nails are scuffed too so it looks like I have had a scare of some sort and hurt myself.

Ha! Shows how much they know! What really happened was this:

I was hungry so I wandered into town to get some KFC. When I got there, I realised I didn't have any money to pay for my chicken dippers and milkshake so I panicked and ran away.

Just then, a policeman ran after me so I jumped over the wall, chicken in paw, missed my footing and tumbled into next doors garden.

And that's how I got my injuries! I know I am naughty stealing KFC but Yao-Lin taught me how so you can't blame me.

Thank you for your kind comments! They mean a lot!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Monday, 1 September 2008

Poorly Meezer on Monday

Mummy! Stop freaking out!

It's just a graze. I know you don't know how I did it and I know my jaw is all swollen but really you need to calm down.

I don't WANT to go to the vets! I'm fine! Leave me alone Mummy!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxxx

Friday, 15 August 2008

Frootbat Friday

Mummy! I know you are going to meet Isis tomorrow at the cat show! I was jus' wundrin if you could gif her lots of love and hugs from me!

Thank you mummy!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Tuesday, 1 July 2008

Tabby Tuesday

I fink I told you before but in the UK I am known as a Tabby Point Siamese!

In this photo, I thought I would show off my tabby points!

I hope effrycat is happy - I have been busy playing in the garden becos the weather is gorgeous!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Tuesday, 17 June 2008

I'm Back!

Hey effrycat!

I'm back and I am OK! I am so happy that you were worried 'bout me! Yao-Lin says nocat cares about me but my illness proved him wrong.

It was a really reallly bad time and I was really really angry wiv Mummy for abandoning me. Then to make matters worse, she kept on shoving yucky pills down my throat! I scratched her a few times a'cos I wos angry. Plus my big brother was AWFUL - he only stopped hitting me yesterday! Can you believe it! A whole week of being poked and prodded, pilled and then pounced on.

Still, I'm OK now and all is right wiv my world. I even left a special present in the bathroom this morning, just for mummy. ha ha!

I hope effryfing is right with your world, too!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xx

Wednesday, 11 June 2008

World War Three

Hi, it's the human slave again!

Baby Mao can't blog - he is home but sadly he is cowering under the bed.

Since he came home, Yao-Lin has been a total brat. He took one look at Mao, went ballistic and hasn't stopped hissing at him for the last three hours!

I've fed them separately and am trying to keep them apart at the moment.

I understand that Yao-Lin is grieving for the love of his life but there is really no need to take it out on his little brother. Mao is equally as upset at the prospect of losing a fellow royal meezer.

On a lighter note, Baby Mao seems back to normal, a little skinny but that is to be expected. I have the joy of giving him his antibiotic pills and pro-kolin paste twice a day!

Back to the vet for a check up on Friday, paws crossed this episode won't repeat!

We are all sending our warmest purrs to dear Storm who has fought such a brave battle. We will always love you Storm.


Tuesday, 10 June 2008

Diagnosis: Food Poisoning!

This is the Human Slave.

I dashed to the vet after work and went to visit Baby. In his 'cell', with a bandaged arm attached to a drip, he cut quite the pathetic figure! He saw me, stared at me with his big blue eyes and then HISSSSSSED pure venom at me! I was devastated!

I opened the door and luckily he soon returned to his usual affectionate self - the vet said that he has been extremely vocal and has voiced his displeasure exceptionally well! Apparently he had diarrhea all night last night but today has settled down and is recovering nicely.

The vet says she thinks it was a really bad case of feline food poisoning - at this point I felt obliged to explain about Baby Mao's night time trips to next door's rubbish bins and how he regularly returns with KFC, naan bread, curried chicken etc etc - a skill taught to him by Yao-Lin!

The vet chuckled and agreed that this was the most likely cause of his illness. Whatever he ate, it made him very ill but thankfully he is on the mend now.

I can pick him up tomorrow evening after work but he has to stay indoors for three days.

I'll be off to the shops tomorrow to buy some lamb chops and steak for a special welcome home dinner for him. I miss my baby!

Thank you SO MUCH for your positive purrs! I really do believe in the power of positive purring - I've seen it work wonders across the cat blogosphere and I can't thank you enough for your loving comments!

I'll be sure to get Baby Mao to blog as soon as he is home, I imagine he will have quite a tail to tell!

Many thanks and much love to all

The Human Slave xx

Monday, 9 June 2008

Baby Mao is at the Vets

This is Baby Mao's Mummy.

Unfortunately, Baby can't post tonight because he is spending the evening at the Vets.

It all started on Saturday - Baby Mao was out all day and wouldn't eat anything when he came in. This is not like the little porker at all - he usually eats me out of house and home, despite his diminutive appearance!

Sunday - he disappeared all day and I spent the day out searching for him. Finally he jumped over the wall having spent a lot of time asleep in next door's greenhouse.

He still wasn't eating or drinking so I syringed some water into his mouth which went down REALLY well with him! I have the scratches to prove it!

Today there was no improvement so I rushed him to our vet who is keeping him in on a drip tonight and running blood tests. She says he may just have had a cold because his throat seems tender and sore and his temperature is up slightly - the cold may have turned into an infection of some sort.

He kept making retching sounds at his food and licking his lips as though he had a nasty taste in his mouth! I have no idea why but I am sure the vets will find out what is wrong.

He howled all the way to the vets office and even more when we arrived. Somewhat amusingly, when the vet took his temperature, he - how can I put this - 'fluffed' and the most nauseating smell drifted throughout the entire building! It was really rather embarrassing!

The vet is confident that it is nothing serious, he isn't even two years old yet and is pretty healthy in all other respects.

I'll get the results tomorrow at 11:00 am but in the meantime, please purr for Baby Mao because I know he will be throwing the mother of all temper tantrums!!

I do hope the staff have strong stomachs when they clean his litter tray tomorrow!

I'll be sure to keep you all posted and will pass on all of your purrs and hugs.

Yours appreciatively,

Baby Mao's Mummy

Friday, 30 May 2008

The Wedding of the Century

Ha! I got an invite! I got an invite to the wedding of the centry!

Fanks Kark & Ruis - and concatulations!!!!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Friday, 23 May 2008

Fashion Friday - Kung Fu Cat!

AGES ago, Mummy started taking Kung Fu lessons. She doesn't know, but I tagged along!

The instructor said I was a natural!

I started with a white belt:

Toyed with the red belt:


I was so a'cited that I almost pooed myself. I fink if I had they might have made me a brown belt! Whew!

Nuffin going to stop me now! Master Yao - watch out!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Wednesday, 21 May 2008

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Meezer Rule:

When your mummy is looking for her hairband, don't give it up without a fight!

For more Meezer Rules, visit Simply Siamese!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Monday, 12 May 2008

Doodle Monday!

This is my doodle!

It's a stinky skunk cat! OK, I admit, I was inspired by the Cat Realm to doodle this!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xx

Friday, 9 May 2008

Multi - Frootbat Friday

Hey effrycat!

Look at the fantastic picture that Maggy & Zoey made for me!!!

They said it could be Yao-Lin's worst nightmare. Well, I fink they might be right!

Ha ha!!!

Thanks Maggy & Zoey, you are brilliant!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Thursday, 1 May 2008

Which celebrity Are You?

What celebrity would your pet be? I'm Will Smith! Find out at

Wow. I never ever dreamed I would be the amazing Will Smith! How cool is that!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xx

Thursday, 24 April 2008

Meme Thursday

Tigmut'hep told me that I had to be a mancat and do this meme! I'm rising to the challenge, Tigmut'hep! And jimmy Joe tagged me too!

My Six Word Memoir...

Here are the rules:
1) Write your own six word memoir.
2) Post it on your blog and include a visual illustration if you’d like.
3) Link to the person that tagged you in your post, and to the original post if possible so we can track it as it travels across the blogosphere.
4) Tag at least five more blogs with links.
5) Don’t forget to leave a comment on the tagged blogs with an invitation to play.
6) Have fun!!

My six word memoir is this: You can't smell through the internet!

That was fun and also a furry good thing to remember!! I would like to tag:

Mu Shue the hero

Tigger from Top Cat Rules

Kellie the Orange cat


Friday, 11 April 2008

Fashion Friday

Hey effrycat!

Yao-Lin insisted that we haf the 'lectric blanket on all week. It's been so hot - I had to slip into something cooler! So I put my favourite Hawaiian outfit on.

As you can see, my favourite Hawaiian outfit has a bright PINK bikini top! I luf it! I fink I know somecat else who mite luf it too!

I also luf my green grass skirt. I think that the Hawaiian dancers where outfits like this.

So if I wear my slippers I can dance the night away!

Haf a lufly weekend effrycat! Who needs sissy 'lectric blankets to keep warm! I'll just carry on dancing!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Sunday, 6 April 2008


Hey effrycat!

Today the most wonderful thing happended! I woke up and the whole garden was covered in snow!

I know for many of my friends, this is probably not that strange an event but for us meezers on the Isle of Wight - it's unheard of! Especially in April!

Yao-Lin made a big sulky fuss about the cold. I kind of liked it except it made it a bit too cold for a nice morning poo in the garden *sigh*

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Friday, 28 March 2008

Fashion Friday

When you have a long distance relationship with your girlcat, it is very very impawtant to keep the romance alive. These are my top tips....

After a good wash, slip into something sexy and give your girlcat your bestest 'cuddle me' eyes...

Don't forget to wear sexy slippers to make your paws more kissable...

It helps to look a little bit dreamy becos you are thinking about your girlcat....

Finally, look straight at the camera and say " I miss you!".

Your girlcat won't be able to resist.

I hope you like these photos Kaia!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Wednesday, 19 March 2008

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Meezer rule:

Where there is a will....

There is always a way!

Special thanks to Kaze, Latte & Chase for my new millie bed!!! I luf it! Except it would be a lot more comfortable without the addition of big brother but I'll get used to it!

Lots of luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Sunday, 16 March 2008

Meezer St Patrick Monday


Here I am, dressed as an Irish Dancer!

Mummy said that I was the perfect model cat. Do you know, I purred and purred and purred as soon as I put on my new dress!

I luf St Patrick's day. Mummy usually celebrates with guinness and then she is in a really good mood. She says it's traditional to get very merry on St Patrick's Day!

Yao-Lin says she is an alcoholic and is using any excuse to get p**sed. I dunno wot that means tho.

Haf a lovely day effrycat!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Monday, 10 March 2008

Meezer Monday

Today is the BEST MONDAY EVER!!!!

Why? Well, first of all, the Cat Realm kindly gave me this fabulous towel turban so now I am all relaxed after washing my furs!


OOOOh I am so excited! Really - I am so happy! Not only did effrycat help to raise money for a great cause, I also beat sulky Yao-Lin!

So thanks effrycat who voted for me and special thanks to Kaze, Latte & Chase for hosting such a brilliant competition!

Lots of luf n hugs on the best Monday ever

Baby Mao xx

Monday, 3 March 2008

Meezer Monday

Hey effrycat!

I love this photo of me and Yao-Lin. It looks like we are snuggling but really we are playing a game called 'squish'. The rules are: use your sibling as a pillow and then squish your head into theirs until one of you moves. The winner gets the bed all to themself!

Me and Yao-Lin played this game for hours and hours! He gave in eventually but I had to use the power of smelly farts to make him move!

I hope your weekend was great. I went to Diamond's Patrick Day Party and I got WASTED on cat nip and guinness!

Haf a lovely evening and remember: a little bit of what you fancy does you good, but a lot does you in!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xx

Wednesday, 27 February 2008

Spring Has Sprung

hey effrycat!

This is my entry for the Spring Has Sprung Contest!

I do hope the daffodills vote for me! I have a small suspicion that they might not. I am not sure why.

Luf n hugs

Pulchitrudinous Baby Mao xx