HEY! HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY EFFRYCAT!!!!
Here I am, dressed as an Irish Dancer!
Mummy said that I was the perfect model cat. Do you know, I purred and purred and purred as soon as I put on my new dress!
I luf St Patrick's day. Mummy usually celebrates with guinness and then she is in a really good mood. She says it's traditional to get very merry on St Patrick's Day!
Yao-Lin says she is an alcoholic and is using any excuse to get p**sed. I dunno wot that means tho.
Haf a lovely day effrycat!
Luf n hugs
Baby Mao xxx