Do you smell of poo, too?

Friday, 28 December 2007

Fun on Friday

See? See how much fun my new bed is!!!

S'better to share though and honestly, it's big enough to fit a cat bundle in!

So effrycat - let's BUNDLE! C'mon - jump in! And never mind Yao-Lin, his bark is worse than his bite!!!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao

Wednesday, 26 December 2007

Boxing Day

Hey effrycat!!!

I had the BEST Christmas ever! I got this lovely bed from Santa Claws AND it is big enough for me and Yao-Lin to stretch out in!

It is made of plush material and is very very snuggly and it is made via the RSPCA and Mummy says that is a good thing for kitties in need.

I also got lots of turkey and lots of roast lamb. Mmm!

Yao-Lin hasn't come out of the new bed for two days. He must be very tired becos he isn't saying much!

Anyway, I hope effrycat's Christmas was as good as mine!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Wednesday, 19 December 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Meezer Rule: When your Mummy is spending too long playing Sims 2, shout at her to hurry up and help you blog instead!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Monday, 17 December 2007

Meezer Monday

Hey Effrycat!

I am feeling so excited about Christmas! Mummy bought a real Christmas tree this year and I love love love scratching it!

Anyway, I thought you might like this pic of me, patiently waiting for Santa Paws.

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Tuesday, 11 December 2007

Tummy Tuesday

Hey Effrycat!

I am trying to show off my tummy in this picture but actually, as Jeter Harris would say, I am showing 'alotta...promise'.

Ha ha!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Friday, 7 December 2007

Busy Frootbat Friday

Mummy I'm sorry but you can't take a photo of my frootbat ears today. I am very, very, busy.

Haf a great weekend effrycat!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xx

Tuesday, 4 December 2007

Tattle Tail Tuesday

Dear Mummy

Every time you cook I get scared. The loud wail of the fire alarm and all the smoke is very very scary for a little cat like me.

Mummy - please try and cook something without setting off the fire alarm. I know it's difficult but maybe you could cook on a lower heat or something? Or just microwave food instead?

Mummy I love your cooking, honestly I do, but I get really frightened when you go in the kitchen. I know you understand.

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xx

Monday, 3 December 2007

Meezer Monday

I LUF my big brother! And between you and me, he lufs me too!! See??

He may moan about it but I know that he loves having me around. Mummy says that Yao-Lin was a neurotic wreck before I came along.

Now he is just a cantankerous egotist.

But I luf him regardless.

Baby Mao xx

Friday, 30 November 2007

Fun on Friday

Yao-Lin! If you laugh at me I will BOP you!

Today I didn't have a very good day.

Mummy took me to the vet for a check up.

I got very very upset when I saw the cat carrier and it took mummy an hour to get me into it.

When we finally got to the Vet's office, the man was very nice and he said I was beeeyooootiful. I just hissed at him.

Then I had an injection and he forced a pill down my throat.

And before I left and then when I got home, all Yao-Lin did was laugh and laugh and laugh at me.


S'not fair.

Mummy! Can I have my treats now for being such a special brave boy?

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xx

Wednesday, 28 November 2007

Friday, 23 November 2007

Frootbat Friday

Hey effrycat!

I love this picture - you can clearly see all my whiskers and my big frootbat siamese ears!

Mummy says I look a little like a crazy cat in this photo. That's OK cos I am a little bit crazy sometimes :-)

I hope you all have a lovely weekend. I must say, I am very very jealous to hear about all of the turkey you got to eat. S'not fair. I don't get turkey until Christmas.

I will dream about teleporting over to your turkey filled houses tonight ha ha.

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao x

Thursday, 22 November 2007

Thanksgiving Thursday

Happy Thanksgiving to my America friends!

We don't celebrate Thanksgiving in England which is a shame becos we have a lot to be thankful for!

Except maybe for the football results - England lost to Croatia 3-2 last night! Mummy said it was a dismal performance but truthfully England didn't really deserve to go through anyway.

So I thought I would list thirteen things I am thankful for :

1. My warm fur. It keeps me toasty.

2. My Mummy. She lets me snuggle under her T-Shirt when it's cold.

3. My yummy food. Everyday I get a yummy dinner and I eat all of it and then I sneak some of Yao-Lin's when he isn't looking. Ha ha!

4. My toys. I have lots and lots of toys.

5. My zoom groom! It's great! I purr and purr. I was frightened of it at first but then I realised how nice it feels.

6. My blog. I love how many friends I have and I LOVE receiving international parcels! They are sooo much fun!

7. My catnip banana. Well, I am thankful for it but I haven't actually been allowed to play with it yet. I will, in time.

8. My big brother. He may be moody but he does get things done around here.I have to give credit where credit is due - Yao-Lin knows exactly how to get mummy to clean the litter tray/cook the dinner/feed us treats etc.

9. My siamese howl. I like to excercise my vocal cords every day at 5:00 am. I think I sound like an angel singing. ;-)

10. My neighbours who eat KFC every weekend. Yao-Lin always manages to steal some and afterwards he brings it back and we play with it. Except he growls at me but that is ok cos it is still fun and a bit tasty too.

11. My girlfriend Kaia.

12. My clothes. Mummy always buys me cute clothes.

13. My mummy's wages which keep the stinky goodness coming.

Haf a lovely Thanksgiving all my American friends, I wish I could celebrate it over there with you!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao

Wednesday, 21 November 2007

Wonderful Wednesday

Look effrycat! I got my certificate for winning the Not of My Species Category in the Halloween Contest!

Thanks so much Karl and all at the Cat Realm!

Yao-Lin is REALLY jealous!! I love it!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Tuesday, 20 November 2007

Tummy Tuesday

Hey effrycat! Here is a picture of my tummy! S'ok - you can snuggle it if you want to!

P.S I got my certificate for winning Karl's category of the Halloween Contest today! I will tell you ALL about it tomorrow!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xx

Sunday, 18 November 2007

You Make Me Smile Award

Hey effrycat!

I was given this award by my good friend Luxor!

I think this is a brilliant award. I would like to pass this award on to:

Princess Tara because she and Kavan are hilarious
Chase (the new kitty on the block) because she is so so brave and wonderful.
The Mosaic Cats because they are so funny!
The Cat Realm - one specific poo smelling cat in their household REALLY makes me smile!

Lots of luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Friday, 16 November 2007

Fashion Friday

This is my new T-Shirt! I love it!

Mummy bought it for me because it says ' Angel' on it and I am mummy's little angel. Allegedly.

You can also wear this shirt with the words at the front. It looks equally stylish!

It's very impawtant to give loving looks to the camera, especially if there is a chance your girlfriend might see the pictures! Kaia can I be your angel?

Wednesday, 14 November 2007

Monday, 12 November 2007

Meezer Monday

Dear Kaze, Latte, Chase & all the cats who voted for me in the Halloween Contest.

My parcel arrived but it was intercepted before I had the chance to inspect the contents.

I did not realise you would be sending drugs in the form of a cat nip banana. Yao-Lin has been going MENTAL since the parcel arrived and I am now getting quite scared.

I am also very very cross with my brother because he won't let go of MY catnip banana. Mummy keeps chasing me with the zoom groom and I haf to keep telling her I just want the nip. You understand, I am sure.

Anyway, maybe one day I will be allowed to play with my new toy. It looks and smells very exciting!!

I am very very grateful to have received such a fantastic parcel all the way from America and I want to say a sincere thank you to my good friends in the cat blogosphere. That's all of you except for Yao-Lin who is fast becoming my sworn enemy.

Luf n sulky hugs

Baby Mao xx

Friday, 9 November 2007

Fun on Friday

I DO NOT smell of poo! I smell of peppermint! Ok?

Haf a great weekend

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xx

Thursday, 8 November 2007

Thursday Question

Is it safe for cats to drink peppermint tea? Cos me and Yao-Lin LOVE it. But mummy doesn't know if it is safe.

I was jus' wundrin if any cat knows the answer?

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Wednesday, 7 November 2007

Monday, 5 November 2007

Meezer Monday

"Hmm...where is that poo smell coming from?"

He he he

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao


Wednesday, 31 October 2007



I AM JUST SO EXCITED! This is the FIRST thing I have EVER won in MY ENTIRE LIFE!

I am speechless. I AM JUST SO HAPPY!!!!



BABY MAO xxxxxxxx




Monday, 29 October 2007

Miss Peach Cherish Meme

I got tagged by Marie the Defender for the Cherish Meme that Adan created. What a lovely idea.

So here are the rules of the Cherish meme:

1. tell us what is the most sweetest warm thing you will do to your mommy (what is the sweetest thing that your kitty will do to you)

2. And, hug your mommy, tightly... (and, hug your kitty....tightly...)

3. Tag your good friend...

4. Leave your computer, and continuing hug each other...

1. The sweetest thing i will do to my Mummy is to curl up on her lap, purr lots and then move in for the fingers!. I love licking my Mummy's fingers. I don't know why. I just do. I prefer ladies fingers to mens. I don't know why. I just do!

2. When I have enough of the taste of Mummy's fingers I will purr and cuddle and purr and then I will start kneading bread. I love doing that on Mummy's lap. She always says ' ouch' but I know she likes it really.

3. I would like to tag any cat that hasn't done this yet, although I know that Miss Peach is VERY popular so I reckon this meme has done the rounds already!

4. I will leave the computer as soon as I have had enough ladies fingers to see me through the night. He he.

Miss Peach I am sending all my purrs and love to you, please get better soon, effrycat loves you.

Baby Mao xxx

Friday, 26 October 2007

Smackdown Friday

WWE Smackdown!!

Take that moody Yao-Lin!! And no, the laser eyes won't work when I'm squshing you under my wrestling moves! Ha!!!

Haf a luffly weekend effrycat

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xx

P.S I would like to recruit members into my new band, The Pooing Sunshines. I am on lead vocals - any more cats interested?

He he xxx

Wednesday, 24 October 2007

Names Meme

I saw this over Daisy's blog and I decided to try it out!

YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (favorite stuffie + tail characteristic)
Mao Stripy

YOUR GANGSTER NAME: (favorite toy-filler + favorite cookie)
Catnip Viscount

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color + favorite animal species)
Pink Retriever

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name + first 2 letters of your first name)

SUPERHERO NAME: (“The” + 2nd favorite color + favorite drink)
The Lilac Smoothie

NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Joseph Denys

STRIPPER NAME: (your favorite scent + favorite treat)
Tuna Temptation

SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday + favorite flower)
Summer Honeysuckle

CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit + article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”)
Pumpkin Jumper

HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast + your favorite plant)
Sheba Peace Lily

YOUR ROCK STAR TOUR NAME: (“The” + Your favorite hobby + favorite weather element + “Tour”)
The Pooing Sunshine Tour

Hahaha that was fun! I tag every cat plus I tag Charlie the Golden Retriever!


Tuesday, 23 October 2007

True Friends On Tuesday

Yesterday, Karen Jo wrote the most wonderful lymerick about me! You can read all about it here!

Then, as if by magic, a beautiful picture appeared on my screen!

Isn't it fantastic?? It's from Maggy and Zoey over at Zoolatry!! I love it sooo much! I promise I will try to use my new personal private pampering princely poo loo as much and as often as I can BUT I can't offer any assurances because sometimes I don't make it to the litter tray in time. You already know that.

I am so happy to have such fantastic friends!! So I would like to dedicate this post to my fabulous friends on the Cat Blogosphere.

And remember, a true friend isn't just the one who cleans up your poo, it's the one who stays with you when the poo is stuck to your back legs.

Thanks effrycat :-)

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xx

Thursday, 18 October 2007

Thursday News

This little Kitten went on a long journey from France to England inside a car engine!

His name is Lucky which is pretty appropriate. Hmm, I wonder if he is an asylum seeker like Eric and Flynn? haha

Read the full story here!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xx

Tuesday, 16 October 2007

Two Cats Tuesday

Sometimes it is fun to climb onto the counter and help your brother raid food from the kitchen!

He he he

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao

Saturday, 13 October 2007

Smelly cat Club

Poo Print!!!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

If you are reading this and you smell of poo then take this award and display it proudly! Feel free to pass it on to as many poo smelling cats as you like!

- the poo revolootion has begun!

Baby Mao xxx

Friday, 12 October 2007

Fun on friday


The big flower pot is MINE! Not Yao-Lin's! Mine!


Haf a luffly weekend!

Baby Mao xxx

Thursday, 11 October 2007

Thursday Thirteen

Hey effrycat! I am so happy you liked my halloween outfit! I really really want to win but Yao-Lin says there is no category for the Stinkiest Meezer and that I am not even in with a chance. *humph*

Anyway, I wanted to tell you about my exciting day yesterday!!

1. Mummy came home from work early and she had a bag full of stuff and I just KNEW it was stuff for me!!!

2. I got so excited, I started running around like a crazy cat and Mummy thought I was being so cute that she gave me a yummy salmon treat. Result!

3. I got to go on a little adventure in the PTU. Well, it wasn't a HUGE adventure because me and Yao-Lin just stayed in the car but it was still fun, I felt like I was sneaking out!

4. I did get a little bored in the car so I had a nice nap.

5. When I woke up, Mummy was carrying me into the house and I could smell YUMMY food!

6. I got fillet steak for dinner PLUS some more salmon treats.

7. Mummy had bought me some fantastic toys!

8. One of my new toys was a selection of grey and orange mice which I just LOVE LOVE LOVE to play with.

9. Mummy explained to me that the Landlady had just been round and apparently she isn't keen on pets so that's why she had to hide me. I nodded to say I understood and then played with all my toys.

10. Yao-Lin went to bed in a big sulk so Mummy spent the evening playing with me and my new toys! It was PAWSOME!

11. I got to stay up late and eat ice-cream. It was a bit cold but I really liked licking the bowl.

12. I forgot to mention, Mummy spring cleaned the litter tray and I had a LOT of fun stinking it up again.

13. Mummy gave me extra cuddles because she felt guilty. I don't know why - I was only in the PTU for ten minutes.

Anyway, that's my Thursday Thirteen for today!

Luf n stinky hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Wednesday, 10 October 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Meezer Rule Wednesday:

When you enter a halloween Contest, make sure you wear an appropriate costume!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Tuesday, 9 October 2007

Yoga on Tuesday


Roll over...

Curl up...

I like to stay healthy and do my yoga routine in the morning! It is all part of being a trim Tabby Meezer!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Monday, 8 October 2007

Meezer Monday

Hey effrycat!

In this picture I am asleep in a teeny tiny plant pot in the garden. Yao-Lin took the big plant pot and then wouldn't let me snuggle with him.

S'not fair and s'not right but s'ok cos I am a grown up cat and I can handle rejection. And I can handle tiny plant pots too. So there.


Baby Mao

Friday, 5 October 2007

Fun on Friday

One of the best ways to haf fun on friday is to leave a suspicious mark on the cushion.

I know, I know, you think it is poo, right? Actually, it is mud from the garden. Well - that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Haf a fab weekend effrycat and Charlie too.

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xx

Tuesday, 2 October 2007

High Up On Tuesday

Hi effryone!

Here I am, on top of the cupboard in the kitchen looking like a BIG MANCAT!

I am lion - watch me roarrrrr!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao

Monday, 1 October 2007

Meezer Monday

Hey effrycat! It's Meezer Monday and it is extra special today because I have been mentioned on the best siamese website in the whole world - Simply Siamese!!!!

I am so so so excited. I just ran around the house like a crazy cat.

It's just too fabulous! In between the Tuxedo Gang Hideout and Simply Siamese I am feeling really popular!!!!

Luf n hugs to all my blogging friends, including Charlie who is my extra special dog friend. I feel like a superstar now because you all love me just the way I am!

Baby Mao xxx

Friday, 28 September 2007

Friday Fun!

Today has been a very very good day for me.

When I woke up this morning, the sun was shining and the litter tray had been cleaned.

Then when I checked my blog I realised that I have been mentioned on the Tuxedo gang Hideout Blog!

So, I just wanted to say thank you to all my tuxie friends out there - it means a lot to a little stinky cat like me to be accepted by all you stylish tuxies!

I wish my mummy could spray paint me black so that I looked stylish all the time instead of just when I am playing dress up. *sigh*

What's that mummy? It can be arranged? Oh, excellent!!! Can't wait!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Thursday, 27 September 2007

Thursday Thirteen

Dear Mummy

You get paid tomorrow so I just wanted to give you this list. It is very impawtant.

1. Please may I have some sirloin steak? You bought it last month and it was yummy. I don't really like the quick fry cheap steak anymore, just the juicy sirloin. Thank you .

2. Please may I have some more Sheba Beef in gravy?

3. Please may I have some more toys? I am a little bit bored with the toys scattered around the house.

4. Please may I have a cat cradle for the heater? The central heating is on now and I think I would benefit from another heat source, other than Yao-Lin.

5. Please may I have some roast lamb?. Yao-Lin is busy eating some and I want my own.

6. Please may I have some nice clothes from the woof and wag website? I love the pink jumper best and I think I would look really nice in it.

7. Please may I have a new collar? Mine is a bit tatty and I want to look my best incase Kaia sees me!

8. Please may I have some nice expensive cat litter? I don't like the clumping kind.

9. Please may I rent Shrek The Third from Blockbuster this weekend? I have been wanting to watch it for ages.

10. Please may I have some catnip ravioli? The other cats brag about it all the time and I think I am old enough to try it.

11. Please may you buy some more catnip seeds? I ate the little plants that were germinating in the pot so now we need some more.

12. Please may I have some more tinned pumpkin? It is really good for me and I love it a lot.

13. Please may I have a new blanket? It is getting colder and colder and I just need some more snuggle stuff.

Thank you Mummy. Please don't forget my list when you go shopping tomorrow!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xx

Tuesday, 25 September 2007



Luf n hugs

Baby Mao and moody Yao-Lin


Monday, 24 September 2007

Meezer Man Cat Monday

Look! Look how big a man cat I am! I am the king of the castle and Yao-Lin is the dirty rascal!

Ha! Ha ha ha ha! Smackdown!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xx

Friday, 21 September 2007

Frootbat Friday

Hey effrycat! It's Friday today and I have been busy jumping around because..well, because I can!

Kaia - I just want you to know that when this picture was taken, I was thinking about you. You see that I am mid- whine? It's cos I was saying " Kaia, I miss youuuuuu".


Have a great weekend effrycat

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Thursday, 20 September 2007

Thursday Thirteen

Hi effrycat!

I am a little bit annoyed today and here is why:

Thirteen Reasons Why Mummy Is Too Busy To Help Me Blog:

1. Sims 2 Bon Voyage was just released and she is spending all her time sending her sims on holiday.

2. She just spent ages uploading thirteen photos of Yao-Lin being naughty.

3. She has gone back to work. *sigh*

4. She is too busy cooking my steak dinner. Ok, I will let her off on that one.

5. She has to do boring online banking.

6. People keep coming over to the house and distracting her from me and my blog!

7. She has to clean the cat poo off the carpet. Ok, I will let her off on that one too.

8. She just noticed that I put poo prints on the bedroom curtains and now she has to find out how to wash her voile curtains without damaging the delicate material. Except they have already been shredded by Yao-Lin so it doesn't really matter.

9. She has to go and have a shower. She is a bit smelly right now. That is rich coming from me!

10. She wants to watch Heroes on TV tonight.

11. She has to get the laundry done.

12. She has to phone her friends to catch up.

13. She has to go to bed because she is tired from work!

S'not fair!

Love and grumpy hugs

Baby Mao xx

Monday, 17 September 2007

Meme Monday

Hey effrycat!

I got tagged by Kellie the Orange Cat to tell you about how I got my name!

Well, honestly, I think effrycat knows that there are hundreds of Siamese cats out there who are called Mao. I mean, it's what we do best, right? " Maooo, Maooo, Maooo".

Well, I have always been the baby of the family, being the youngest and I always manage to get my own way. For the first year of my life, I constantly heard my mummy say " Yao-Lin, leave your brother alone, he is just a baby". I made the conscious decision then that I NEVER want to grow up. I am half the size of Yao-Lin and I will always be a baby.Except when I am flirting with Kaia and then I am a mancat.

I have to go and play now and I think my dinner is ready. Oh, before I forget, I would like to say Hello to the beans in Leslie's class! Thank you for enjoying my blog and I am glad the smell didn't put you off!!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Wednesday, 12 September 2007

Wordless Wednesday (Not quite)

Woweee! Look at this awesome, pawsome picture that Maggy and Zoey made for me over at Zoolatry. I LOVE it!!! Yao-Lin is so jealous. I don't know why because he has a beautiful picture as well but I think he is a bit annoyed becos somecat thought of me too instead of just him. He is such a drama queen.

Thanks Maggy and Zoey, I LOVE this picture. I might see if i can play around with it and use it in my blog logo or sumthin!!

Luf and hugs

Baby Mao xxx

Tuesday, 11 September 2007

New Cat at Downing Street

There is a new cat at Number 10 Downing Street!! But wait, where does that leave Henry?? I had better head over to Henry's blog and warn him that some cat is stepping on his territory!

Read about the new Scottish resident here

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao.

p.s Thank you for your kind comments about the video of me playing fetch! Hope to buy a digital recorder soon so we can make really great videos!


Monday, 10 September 2007

Meezer Monday

Hey effrycat!

Here is a little video my mummy made of me playing fetch (sort of). It isn't the best quality because we need a proper digital recorder. But you can get the gist of the video!

Hope you like it. Well, I especially hope Kaia likes it!

Luf n hugs

Baby Mao xx

Friday, 7 September 2007

Fashion Friday

I am a mighty hunter! Hear me roarrrr!

I LOVE this new hat! Thanks to Latte once again!. I think Kaia will fancy me in this hat, don't you?

Haf a lovely weekend effrycat xxx

Baby Mao xxxx