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Monday, 12 November 2007

Meezer Monday



Dear Kaze, Latte, Chase & all the cats who voted for me in the Halloween Contest.

My parcel arrived but it was intercepted before I had the chance to inspect the contents.

I did not realise you would be sending drugs in the form of a cat nip banana. Yao-Lin has been going MENTAL since the parcel arrived and I am now getting quite scared.

I am also very very cross with my brother because he won't let go of MY catnip banana. Mummy keeps chasing me with the zoom groom and I haf to keep telling her I just want the nip. You understand, I am sure.

Anyway, maybe one day I will be allowed to play with my new toy. It looks and smells very exciting!!

I am very very grateful to have received such a fantastic parcel all the way from America and I want to say a sincere thank you to my good friends in the cat blogosphere. That's all of you except for Yao-Lin who is fast becoming my sworn enemy.

Luf n sulky hugs



Baby Mao xx

20 comments:

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

I feel your pain Baby Mao. If you let those seal points near those banana's.....you're just never going to see it again. Hopefully you do like the zoom groom and Yao-lin lets you play with the nana.

Kaze

Gemini said...

Hmm.. I know what you mean. I hardly ever get to use the Millie Bed that Latte sent ME!

Tybalt said...

Awwww . . . poor Mao! I'm sorry that you got all excited about your package all the way from America, only to have it taken from you. Chin up! I'm sure your mommy will get you back that banana . . .

Sunny's Mommy said...

Awwww, poor Baby Mao. I bet Yao Lin is saying "sucks to be you". :-(

I think you should wait till he passes out from all the nip, then take your nip nanner back and hide it somewhere he'll never find it.

Daisy said...

Baby Mao, I am trying my hardest to negotiate the safe return of your catnip bananer. However, there is no negotiating with some suspects once the nip has gone to their brain. And this may be the case with Yao-Lin. Sorry.

Mickey said...

I know my sisfurs can be a pain. I guess you might have to sit on him and use force.But be careful ,cats under the influence can be dangerous :0

Kimo & Sabi said...

Um,...one of da Meezer Rules is "first come, first serve"

Kimo & Sabi said...

Um,...one of da Meezer Rules is "first come, first serve"

jenianddean said...

Goodness...a kidnapped catnip banana. I hope Daisy can negotiate its safe return.

-Jasper McKitten-Cat

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

Poor Mao! Just don't go near Yao-Lin for the time being....they just go 100% crazy on the nip!! I know from seeing Marie on nip.....

~Casey

The Meezers said...

we's so sorry that Yao-lin tooked your nip nanner. but, between us and you, don't mess wif him - he's looking pretty scairty!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Baby Mao, pashents...soon Yao-lin will get so drugged up he'll pass out and you can get yoor nip banana back.

The Meezer Gang said...

Mao, I'll tell you a secret...if you pee on it, he'll leave it alone....:snigger::
Purrs,
Nicky (And Kaia says, "Hi, Baby!")

Monty Q. Kat said...

I can send you some canned pumkin if you want, BabyMao. It seems HRH is a bit over nipped at the moment.

Dragonheart said...

Congratulations on being an award winner in the Hallowe'en costume contest, Baby Mao. :) I'm sorry that Yao-lin took your catnip banana though. That's not very nice of him.

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Ah, poor Baby Mao! Why don't you sit on him and put him in that wrestling move, like you usually do?

Henry Helton said...

I love my catnip bananer.

The Furry Kids said...

Sorry that your toys got hi-jacked. EG does that every time we get a new toy, too. :(

Love,
Tazo

The Cat Realm said...

Pssst - Baby Mao - it's Emil... I sneaked on the computer while Karl and the maid are having breakfast...
I heard them say the other day "just like Baby Mao" - and I don't know what they mean... It was shortly after I pooped....
You look nice! I have a catnip banana - if you want to teleport over, I share!
Emil

Lux said...

Oh, that's no *fair, Baby Mao!