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Tuesday, 14 August 2007

Tuesday Story



I was recently asked what the metal tube is that hangs around my neck. Well, I am sure the suspense has been killing you so now I am going to share my secret.

Every evening around 9:00 pm I open the metal tube and take out a tiny bottle of green liquid.

When I drink the liquid, I turn into crazy cat. I run around the house, climb up the curtains, jump up down and everywhere. I am a blur. This lasts for about fifteen minutes and then the potion wears off and I am exhausted.

So you see, it isn't a name tag holder or anything so mundane - it is a secret potion and I think there may be other cats out there who have the same thing at the same time as me!

Love n hugs, 'specially to Kaia

Baby Mao xxx

14 comments:

Daisy said...

Thanks for sharing your special secret with us, Baby Mao!

The Meezers said...

MOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!! I want one!!!!!!!

that is sooooooooooo cool Baby Mao

Miles

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hahahahaa, we gotta get da secrit formula...

The Meezer Gang said...

Will the green formula allow you special powers to fly over the ocean to me???

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

oooooooooo a secret formula. i think that is very cool. does it help you play thundering herd of elephants?
I want some secret formula that give me sooper playing strength. Mooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!

Samantha & Tigger said...

Cool!! Where can we get some from? You are very nice to share your secret with us Baby Mao.
Your FL furiends,

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

A secret potion you say! I will have to make my Mum get me a vial of secret potion to wear around my neck. Where do you get it? I'm thinking probably www.catsecretpotion.com

Lux said...

A secret potion - wow! What's in it???

Henry Helton said...

You have crazy potion tied around your neck. This is not fair. I may and try to run away again in order to get some of THAT!

Charlie said...

Wow, I bet you're fun to play with when you're being a crazy cat!
- Charlie

Monty Q. Kat said...

MomBean wants to know if it's the same stuff that riles uo KidBean around bathtime everynight...

Rascal said...

Liquid catnip????

Parker said...

This sounds like it could be fun! Where do you get it??

Titus said...

Please do not tell the twins about this secret potion. They do not need any encouragement.
I tagged you for the middle name meme if you haven't already been tagged.

~Titus