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Sunday, 10 June 2007

First Five Days Meme

Hey effrycat! I got tagged by Ali & Fiona for this meme about the first five days in my home! Thanks guys!!

Day One: Am oddly silent during the car journey. This is to compensate for the poo smell emanating from my cat carrier. Hope that my mummy won't mind. She doesn't. Arrive at the house and immediately set about exploring. Am taken aback by the giant siamese who is hissing and howling at me and at mummy. Ignore him and continue to explore. Find the litter tray. Decide i don't like the type of litter that mummy has bought. Wait until everything has calmed down before doing a big poo infront of the fireplace. Litter gets changed soon after!

Day Two: Learn that Yao-Lin is my brother. Feel pleased to have a big brother who will look after me. Learn that he likes to use me as a moving target on which to hone his hunting skills. Perfect the art of crying to get attention from mummy. Realise Mummy is on my side and won't tolerate bullying in any form. Poke tongue out at Yao-Lin as I am scooped up in Mummy's arms.

Day Three: I like the food in my new place. Get fed extra when Yao-Lin goes out to play. Show Mummy that I can play fetch better than Yao-Lin, resulting in yao-Lin throwing a temper tantrum and refusing to play fetch ever again! Climb the curtains. Cuddle with Mummy and Daddy. Learn that sitting on Yao-Lin's head is a fun thing to do.

Day Four: Team up with Yao-Lin to 'cattify' the place. Help Yao-Lin scratch all of the furniture and finish shredding the curtains. Find cozy sleeping spot inside Daddy's wardrobe on top of his work clothes. Leave white fur and poo marks all over his clothing. Don't get told off, no matter how naughty I am. Realise I will like it here!

Day Five: Play hide and seek with big brother. Mummy wants to play too but she isn't very good at it. Go crazy for catnip toys. Yao-Lin calls me an addict. Notice that I have hoo-ha's and Yao-Lin doesn't. Decide I am Alpha baby cat because of this. Notice that mummy uses air freshener ALOT when I am around. Assume she thinks I like the smell. Settle down on Daddy to watch football. Notice Yao-Lin is jealous. Snigger. Love my new home!

That was my first five days effrycat! Hope you enjoyed reading about it. Now, I am going to tag: Luxor, the beautiful Kaia and Mr Hendrix!

Enjoy your Sunday!!

Lots of love and purrs

Baby Mao xxx


Parker said...

You settled in fast! Good for you!

The Meezer Gang said...

Oh, Mao! This made me giggle. You two are like the Siamese in Lady and the Tramp! (see day four).

I have always been a good girl, but these past few days...not sure what is happening to me...

Purrs & Stinky Kisses!

Ali & Fiona said...

We agree with Kaia about the Siamese in Lady & the Tramp. *WE are Siamese if you please, we are Siamese if you don't please.....*

Your Friends,
Fiona & Ali

Daisy said...

What a fun and exciting first few days you had, Baby Mao!

Dragonheart said...

Wow Baby Mao, you and Yao-lin were certainly introduced to each otehr quickly!

Lux said...

You are funny, Mao! Especially about the hoo has, and how you think your mummy thinks you like air freshener!

I'm going to reflect for a while, see if my memory will reach back that far - thanks for the tag!

caricature said...

You seem to have had great first few days Baby Mao. Nice to see how u took to everybody so quickly including brother Yao-lin :)

jcfloresinc said...

Baby Mao, loved your meme about your first 5 days. I bet you still the same just bigger. Sounds like you and Yao-Lin tolerate each other pretty well. Have a great week.
Samantha, Tigger and Mom

Chairman Mao said...

hehehe, you crack me up, Baby Mao! Loved the part about bein' Baby Alpha because of your hoo-has!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Karen Jo said...

I loved reading about your first five days. Especially loved reading about how you thought you were Alpha Cat because you had Hoo-haas. I'm glad you settled in so quickly.