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Thursday, 28 June 2007

Thursday Thirteen + 2

Mummy asked me to post this. Don't ask.

You know you are a cat blogger when:

1. Food isn't referred to as food in your house. It's all stinky goodness.

2. You no longer refer to people as people. They are either: humans/slaves/Not the mama/Lap lady/ Tasty face etc etc

3. The people you regard as your closest friends live on the other side of the world. Oh, and they happen to be cats.

4. You know what a Meme is and feel thrilled every time you are tagged for one. Of course, the humans you talk to in your day to day life just don't undertstand.

5. You really REALLY want to teleport over to Daisy's house and play dress up with her.

6. You understand this acronym: WWJD? and know it doesn't relate to Christianity!

7. You feel really really excited that your cats have blogging girlfriends/boyfriends and you have already started thinking of themes for their weddings.

8. You are so happy to have found other humans who are as cat crazy as you!

9. You feel strongly about 'nip addiction and see it as a serious threat to society.

10. You get withrawal symptoms if you don't log onto the cat blogosphere site at least once a day.

11. Your cat gets more emails than you do.

12. You have thousands of photos of your cats stored on your computer. You would be hard pushed to find one of you or your family.

13. Your first thought of the day is ' oh, it's Meezer Monday/ Tabby Tuesday/Wordless Wednesday etc' today!.

14. If anything happens to you, you are going to leave your pets to the blogosphere. You just KNOW they will have the best lifestyle a cat could have!!

15. You want to join the Tuxedo Gang hideout cos it sounds so cool.

Oh Mummy, what am I going to do with you?

Love n purrs

Baby Mao xxx


Ali & Fiona said...

So true, so true. Bravo to your mommie!

The Crew said...

Excellent points! Mom would add a few though

16. When you see something pink, you think of Skeezix.

17. You've started looking at everything in terms of "I need material for the blog. How can I use this?".

18. Your human family members comment about what they read on your cat blog

HRH Yao-Lin said...

yes you are right, those are some excellent points. maybe we should start our own meme?

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yup, and Da crew hafs it rite too! Even da pastor at our church comments about what's on our blog!

The Meezer Gang said...

19. Your gurlcat is halfway around the world.


Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Oh what a great TT13! Grandma calls the Tall Man "the Tall Man"! Its well understood that either a computer or camera will be attached to me at all times.

When your blog posts become dinner what has Chase done interesting lately?

Ah...its nice to be around so many people just like me :).

"The Lap Lady"

The Meezers said...

hahahahaha - that's wonderful!!

Daisy said...

What a fantastic list! I love it!!!

How about:
You bring a camera with you to the vet's office.

lordjaders said...

It's the Harrrd Corrre Trrruth! Beans in the family have been harrassing my lady bean--but she just laughs because she knows how much fun it is. Of courrrse the little flashy box sometimes blinds me, but I know that Cat Chat Girl is just prrracticing with herrr new toy.

Derby said...

Yep thats our beans!

Chairman Mao said...

Baby Mao, those are superduper! Momma said she can relate to all of 'em, hehe.

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Skeezix the Cat said...

#5 is all I ever think abowt!

caricature said...

Those are great observations...I started almost a month back and already feel like a cat blogger...

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

My Mum is having a hard time typing for me because she is laughing so hard!

This is a very good list!

I would definately like to teleport to Daisy's house and try on some of her fabulous fashions.

Caesar and Princess said...

Hahaha so cool is right.
I am part of the tuxie gang :-D we tuxies are special too

This is a super great TT
excellent... superb

My daddie actually reads my blog to see what I am up to haha


Happy week-end Mao

Bonnie Underfoot said...


Eric and Flynn said...

Our mum sez she agrees 100% and she always has the flashy box in her pocket in case we do sumfing kyoot or inchresting. And anuvver fing, when she emails uvver friends, she has to check her spelling reely keerfully.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

very very true. We've been thru all of this plus what the crew wrote.

jcfloresinc said...

Baby Mao: That is the best t13+ and it's all true and more. Tuxie's rock!! Want to become an Honorary Member of the TGH? Leave a comment on the Weekend News post.
Samantha & Tigger

Dragonheart said...

That is a wonderful Thursday Thirteen post! :) My mom is laughing and laughing!

ML (Mary Lynn) said...

KC said...
what a grrrreat list... i luvs it. 'n tha additions be so good.
espeshully, i's can't see anyfing pink wifout finking of Skeezix. 'n mine Daddy Charley always checks our bloggie ta see what's we are doing. hee hee.
an i lovs tha one about bringin tha camera to tha vets office.
greeeat job, Baby Mao.
Purrs, KC

One-Eyed Jack said...

When you go on an eight hour roadtrip to see friends, but all 200+ pictures you download from your camera are of 'vishus deer' related sightings.

Millie said...

This is great. We need to save this for posterity. (Or is it catsterity?)

How about this:
20. Something happens at your house and your humans think "How can I use this in the blog?"

or this:
21. You go to bed WAY past your bedtime because you were getting the next day's blog post ready.

Baby Mao, your Mom ROCKS!

Anonymous said...

Big laughs here from Mr. Kelly's vacationing human. It's all true, and that makes it even better.

The Cat Realm said...

The maid almost died laughing!!!!
Thanks to Samantha and Tigger our humans had the fun of reading this TT and feel a lot better now because they have ALL the symptomps and felt like maybe they are the only ones (hahahahaha, as if!)doing so.